I've had my car about 2 1/2 years. In that time, I've probably had 9-10 nails/screws in my tires. I've even had to replace 2 tires that couldn't be patched.
The last 3 mornings, I've had to stop on my way to work to put air in yet another leaking tire. I took it to the shop today. Here's my conversation with the mechanic once he was done with my car.
Mechanic: "Ok, you're ready to go"
Me: "Did I have a nail?"
Mechanic: "Yes ma'am you did"
Me: "Man I can't believe I'm such a nail attractor"
Mechanic: "Well, that happens sometimes"
Me: "Yep, you're right...and I'm sure my husband would much rather I be a nail attractor than a male attractor"
Mechanic: "Well, I guess that totally depends on your perspective"
I like to mess with this guy because I like to think we've formed somewhat of a relationship over the last year or so. He's fixed numerous tires and changed my oil a few times. He's also one of those guys that looks at you a little too long and a little too intently...it makes me a little uncomfortable, so I always try to be a jokester to ease the tension.
No one else may think this was funny, but I totally crack myself up!
LOL! I found it funny! I always say when I have a shirt that collects dust and hair "Dang. This shirt collects everything but men or money."
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