Ten on Tuesday

1.  Dear Ice Cream Man,


Please don't pass my house at 45 mph - it's hard to gather my money and my child up at that speed.

    Love, outta shape Mom who wants a happy kid


2.   Dear Reese,

Please eat the overpriced ice cream we just ran half way down the block for.

    Love, Mom who's tired of cleaning half-eaten ice creams out of her freezer

3.  Dear T,

Please don't go out of town for a whole week at a time again.

    Love, Mom who needs more sleep


4.  Dear Bachelorette,

Please get over Bentley...I'm really tired of hearing his name - he's NOT in to you!

    Love, Girl who's embarrassed for you

5.  Dear United Cerebral Palsy,

When I say put me on your list for a future donation, I mean a little more future than 1 week.   

   Love, Girl who's happy to give, but wants a little time with her stuff before she gives it away


6.  Dear Work,

Please go easy on me this week.  I'm getting ready for a few vacation days and would like to catch up

     Love, Girl with too many stacks on her desk


7.  Dear Pit Bull who lives across the street,

Please stop staring at me anytime I'm in the front yard.  I know I'm irresistable, but quit salivating everytime you see me.

     Love, Girl who doesn't want to be your next meal

8.  Dear Neighbor,

Please stop working in your back yard at 5:30 am.  I know it's going to be 100+ degrees today, but I still need my rest.

     Love, girl with bags under her eyes

9.  Dear House,

Please clean yourself while I'm at work today - I'll be your best friend :)

     Love, girl who wants to play with her daughter tonight

10.  Dear Friends I haven't seen in a while,

Let's do lunch soon!

     Love, friend who misses you!